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Does your D&D game need 100 shopkeepers?

No? That's way too many?

Well too bad. I wrote 100 shopkeepers and now it's your responsibility to justify the way I spend my time by using this resource in your game:

paperspencils.com/d100-merchan

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This hulahoop has been in a disused part of our garden for a couple years. And every single time I walk by I wonder when we buried a big clay planter in the ground.

Can't use my Wacom drawing tablet without thinking of Waluigi. In fact, I can't do most things without thinking of Waluigi.

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Intentional idiom corruption, light body horror? 

Petition to change "if I had a nickel..." to "if I had a nipple for every time I heard that [I could feed the world]."

Food 

Melting a bunch of cheese on top of my leftover Chinese food like the monster I am.

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suez thing, economics 

economists: using advanced algorithms and models, we can predict...

ship: gets stuck in canal

global trade: fucked

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uspol adjacent, gun mention 

Reddit POV: Getting called "alt-right" because you think guns and gun ownership are not inherently evil.

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a mastodon instance for machine and equipment setters, operators and tenders: who like to thrust

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I'm going to shit in my hat if I have to read one more person saying violence against Asian people is not American. It is the most American thing there is.

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