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so my new college thing is i bought a full fucking pallet of cornmeal off the internet and now every weekend i just make a loaf of cornbread and then eat that for breakfast for the next week

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In the film Expendables 2, the character Trench, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, says, “who’s next, Rambo?” which posits a few possibilities for the Expendables Universe:

1. Stallone exists and played Rambo, Barney simply bears a strong resemblance

2. Stallone does not exist and another actor played the titular Rambo in the film franchise

3. Rambo is a real person that Trench believes may arrive to help (resemblance to Stallone unknown)

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binaries of the "eploiters" and the "exploited" all too often serve to obscure the totalising nature of coercive structures. we delude ourselves into thinking, if i am poor and meek enough, I will be without guilt

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@garfiald jerry: she owns capital. she's a literal capitalist

george: yes, but is she a landlord?

kramer (bursting in): not all capitalists are landlords, jerry

Most cop shows have that thing where the main characters are all really good cops and good people but every other cop is crooked.

Which, it seems unrealistic that just this one team would be good cops.

That's why Silent Witness is the best crime show (that isn't about private detectives or mystery-solving gardeners etc) because the main characters aren't cops and all of the cops are incompetent or corrupt.

Plus in the early seasons you get to see a bunch of penises.

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I submit to you that cops are the anti-teachers.

- Highly paid, including tons of non-mandatory overtime;
- zero expectations of basic humanity, let alone integrity/professionalism, from anyone at all;
- permitted to openly lie to the public;
- their unions are allowed to threaten violence to those in power with zero criticism.

Me: alright time for bed
My brain: What if there was a Mr. Clean commercial where Mr. Clean was replaced with Mr. Bean?

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US concentration camps 

Daniel-san, show me...
Mask on: "migrant facility for children"
Mask off: "kids in cages"
Yoshi!

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Don't Talk To Me Until I've Overanalysed Every Social Interaction I Had Yesterday, Convinced Myself I've Alienated Everyone I Spoke To, Imagined Every Way I Could Fuck Up Today, Been Overwhelmed By Horror About The Future, And Had My Coffee

Today we moved all the new baby bonsais into plastic pots. It's a little early for some of them, but the peat pots had finally started to mold after a month or so.

Which also means bottom-watering ahoy.

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TX outage, conservative "survivalist" gets hoist by his own petard 

This is *beautiful*

When your new social media team member previously interned at pornhub.

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