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instagram is advertising me both period undies and boxers that stop your balls from getting sweaty. pleased to announce I am sexless by the only metric that matters

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Does your D&D game need 100 shopkeepers?

No? That's way too many?

Well too bad. I wrote 100 shopkeepers and now it's your responsibility to justify the way I spend my time by using this resource in your game:

What if we put Sonic the Hedgehog's head on top of Duke Nukem's body! 

I came here to go fast and eat chili dogs. And I'm all outta chili dogs.

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This hulahoop has been in a disused part of our garden for a couple years. And every single time I walk by I wonder when we buried a big clay planter in the ground.

Can't use my Wacom drawing tablet without thinking of Waluigi. In fact, I can't do most things without thinking of Waluigi.

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Intentional idiom corruption, light body horror? 

Petition to change "if I had a nickel..." to "if I had a nipple for every time I heard that [I could feed the world]."


Melting a bunch of cheese on top of my leftover Chinese food like the monster I am.

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suez thing, economics 

economists: using advanced algorithms and models, we can predict...

ship: gets stuck in canal

global trade: fucked

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punch RMS but don't punch down 

here's some things that are bad and harmful and worthy an #uninStallman:

- leveraging positions of power to make unwanted advances on women
- misogyny
- devil-advocating for pedophilia
- prescribing people's pronouns and ethnic terms against their will
- "stealing a kiss is not sexual assault and I refuse to acknowledge this concept"
- being shitty and condescending to people online
- being a lib

here's a list of morally neutral things that even if you personally don't like, do not in themselves cause harm to anyone:

- anything to do with his appearance, age or weight
- having a demeanor or behaviour that feels odd or neurodiv
- being bearded and other unusual sensibilities of personal grooming
- eating toenails in public and other failures to see or understand social protocol

a lot of good, sweet people do things like these and are not shitty. the things on the first list are unrelated to those in the second. mock the second list and you mock a ton of disabled etc. along with him.

by all means go punch RMS, but punch up.

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Cant wait for this gorgeous piece to hang on my wall :meowaww:

Fine work @anaisfae :QueerCatHeart:

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uspol adjacent, gun mention 

Reddit POV: Getting called "alt-right" because you think guns and gun ownership are not inherently evil.

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