Alcohol mention 

Mowing the lawn drunk would be a lot more fun if I had a flat lawn and a ride on. But it's not _not_ fun.

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normal person: yeah a cup of tea really helps me destress you know, just chills me out after a long day

reddit brain goober: ok so tea has a chemical in it called l-theanine, if i extract this and chew it as a dry powder i can bypass the sensory joys of life completely AND get the benefits from it

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There is no possibility for a two state solution. Only ending apartheid

Hypothetical death mention 

Just got an email from Wikipedia asking me to write them into my will lmao.

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it's fucked up that capcom are named after their intention to promote a synthesis of capitalism and communism thru their games

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B610.1
girls's TOY man stabbed
by MURDER parents.

When we're watching a movie and the subtitles say "[sombre music]" I always turn to my wife and say "this doesn't sound like sombrero music" and to her credit she hasn't divorced me yet.

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My party thought the NPC that offered to sell them a 10 foot pole three years ago was an idiot. Today I designed a puzzle room specifically for adventurers with a 10ft pole.

#DnD #DMNeverForgets

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It really tickles me that "recording a podcast" is now one of the normal but slightly whimsical activities performed by people in pharmaceutical ads, along with "flying a kite," "riding a tandem bike," and "taking your dog for a walk but then the dog pulls the leash out of your hand and makes friends with some random person and the two of you laugh in slightly slow motion"

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Oh shoot I forgot to tell y'all our asparagus sprouted last week! We can finally harvest it once or twice this year.

Our asparagus-loving cat is in for a surprise.

Pic is from when we first noticed - it's taller and greener now.

Back vending at In the Meadow Farm in Lunenberg, MA. The Alpacas are looking extra fluffy for the spring!

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instagram is advertising me both period undies and boxers that stop your balls from getting sweaty. pleased to announce I am sexless by the only metric that matters

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Does your D&D game need 100 shopkeepers?

No? That's way too many?

Well too bad. I wrote 100 shopkeepers and now it's your responsibility to justify the way I spend my time by using this resource in your game:

paperspencils.com/d100-merchan

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