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Logging into Mastodon to see what my friends are up to be like:

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Amazon wants me to do a heist on a lemon factory

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When people use the term snowflake unironically, just remember they're quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society and become radicalized. and that Tyler Durden isnt the hero but a personification of the main character's deep insecurities, and that his snowflake speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.

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Us pol, screenshot 

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As we draw closer to Halloween, I'd like to reflect on the greatest mystery of our time: How Gooigi didn't become more of a meme.

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Corporations live on. Union Carbide poisons India and becomes Dow Chemical. Blackwater tortures Iraqis and become Xi or whatever they are now. Phillip Morris becomes Altria. Arthur Andersen becomes Accenture. You can't kill them, even if they kill you.

"I took Monday and Tuesday off, I don't also need Wednesday - my actual birthday - off of work. I can just relax and celebrate on the other days and working on my birthday won't be so bad."

- Some idiot, ruining my birthday

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SpongeBob: Come on, baby, what's your name?

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added to my bio:

> perpetually angry at AWS βˆ— works at AWS

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