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F531.2.13
Giantess so heavy
that boat almost sinks.

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aoc with a septum piercing drafting up legislation making it illegal for guys with ear gauges to ghost women

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"aaaaah a skeleton! And he's inviting me to a party!"

"Oh no that evil clown is reading me a Web MD thing about symptoms I might have"

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Salem, MA in every Halloween movie: quaint, small colonial New England town where spooky happenings go down

Salem, MA in real life: a 40,000 person city full of chintzy tourist traps that’s absolutely mobbed by out-of-towners every autumn

non-meat food 

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Selfie, ec 

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Planets ranked by how cool I thought they were when I was a kid

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Scaredy Cat is a comic about a kitten going on a Halloween adventure! It’s one of my favorites for this holiday. bit.ly/36AkEAE

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heliomanic (adj)
pertaining to an obsession or excessive desire for suns

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My “we have no evidence this outage is caused by a security breach or hack” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

"2020, amirite" 

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And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Did you know that there are oceans under the surface of the moon
You got the kinda lovin that can be smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, the government is covering up the existence of sublunar oceans

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